That’s fine Cineplex… Don’t give me a refund, for the show I paid for, that your stupid satellite couldn’t play…

I shall just email you from my lawfirm email using my legal words and sound scary until you send me my moneys!
Background story.
I am getting moved from my current desk at work because the B*tchy woman that sits on the other side of the patrician says that my buddy and I are “Loud”. When in reality shes just jealous because

So the guy that is supposed to move all my files and crap tonight finally comes over to check out my desk (bet he’s wishing he had done that sooner).
He’s like “Oh my god. All this stuff isn’t coming with you right?”

And I’m like “Yes, I tried to tell HR this but they didn’t listen…”

He goes “Wow….. I thought you were just an assistant and didn’t have any files”
I say “Well, I am “just an assistant” but I handle all foreclosure file billing and file opening and closing..” #suckit

And in my head I’m thinking… #fool

So then he says “Why is it you’re getting moved anyways?!”
I say “Well because me and Jewel are supposedly LOUD”

He says “Really…?! Cause I sit right by you guys and I have never heard you…”
And I am just like

So there you have it Human Resources Department..
